Saturday, June 12, 2010

I wanna to sleep little more but I couldn't, well this is starting you know it is little difficult for me to share the space with more people. anyway I have to learn since I would have been bore alone. Got some experience of catching bus for the office, standing on bus stop, looking vehicles aimlessly. The life is in office, the whole day went out without looking the sun, shadow, rain. Only Saturday and Sunday is the days of mine, I could do anything which I want on these two days, I can sleep whole day, sing a song, travel for picnic, watching girls, movies etc. Yesterday I watched a 3D movie (Avatar), it was first time when I watched a 3D movie. It was a nice experience, previously I wonder about what is the concept behind a 3D movie. Now I can understand as I am a science graduate person. Today is Sunday and don't wanna to waste my day, I going to plan something different. I guess my friend would like to go somewhere, right now a lot more places are there to visit since I am very new to this city. This city Hydrabad is really little different and one of the biggest cities in India, the roads are very busy here, I find difficulties while crossing the roads, catching the bus and finding auto, sometimes language problem. About 90 percent people know Hindi here so I don't have much problem but little bit when communicating with illiterate local person. well I going to stop here, I guess that I will be write something in next weekend.

Friday, June 11, 2010

The last day at college......

It seems like I just came a few days ago. How the days passed away, don't remember. its not a short period of time its have been four year, still not believing how fast it gone. days went like sand from my hand. at the end i was left with nothing but a lot, in different sense. This was really emotional to leave those streets walking on, since last four year, gonna to miss every turn and leaves fallen below the foot. The last night in the college was really gonna emotional, thank God!! some of my senti friends have all ready gone to their home, otherwise it would be hard to sleep though I couldn't. That night was really hard to spent without beer but we have to.
while leaving for home we all kanpurias have booked a truck, so morning we have loaded truck with our luggage but truck has to start from 4 PM and has to leave campus in the morning due to some no-entry criteria. I was the person assigned to go with the truck for clearance.
After making the the truck outside from the BHU gate I have took auto to come back to the campus. As the auto starts to my hostel I was heavily surprised and panic. Don't know why but all the trees, roads, faculties, hostels & tea spots are seems like dose not belong to me though I have been there for last four years. I was very sad that how all the things became alien for me.
I didn't get splendor to go into the room which I left a few hours ago. I got first time feeling like that.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Bananas and Monkeys

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here.

And that, my friends, is how policies are made

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Tour of Dehradoon

We people left our hostels early morning on 16 Feb 2010. I was initially not in the mood of this tour, though I was there because of my dearest room mate, I bet you can't get person like pawan( Robocop. yea he is really different and applies entirely different approach to tease people. I really gonna miss him after the college. One thing I wanna say that when exp(1000......................up to infinity) BCs dies then one Robocop borns. (aisi ghatnaye yugo me ek se bhi kam baar hoti hai). Don't be panic creature(Jantu) like that never t
eases mango mans.
*The rule may have exceptions.
Around 12:00 AM we were in Pratab gadh, the city of DoDo, a great person in Indian History(actually updation is pending). This creature(Jantu) has some different properties which you can find only within him. You will never forgot him if you have got some problem, he is only guy who loves helping people(Don't cry). Thanks Uncle and Aunti (the parents of DoDo) for lunch and chocolates, we had a nice lunch there.


To avoid getting bore on the journey Mr. Potter, really great personality, starts scribbling on my hand. No language (except computer programing) can describe the capability of the Mr. J.R.Harshath (Mr. Potter). The most important part of his body is his heart, Which is not only good enough for friends, but also for enemies (as he has no one). Then we played some games and enjoyed.




To be continue...

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

pine k baad..


daru pine k baad bole jane vale kuch common sentence

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!!

2. You know i am not drunk...

3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga...

5. Tu bura mat maann bhai...

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...

7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....

8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??

9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...

10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...

11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...

12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!

13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…

14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...

15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..

18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...

19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…

20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…

21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!

22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…


The best one...

23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai


And Finally...

24. Salla... aaj se daru band...............!!!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Bad times.........

One thing is i learn from my last experiences is that I can't get anything easily it may be written in where ever He(almighty) writes. "Jab tak Bhagwan kas ke baja nahi leta tab tak usko mujhe kuch bhi dene me taklif hoti hogi". Lekin ab to aadat pad gayi hai. I have perfect solution of BKU (bhagwan ki ungli), just behave like you already got a lot of problems to care. And right now you are not ready to take new one. Nahi to wo zaroor koi na koi tension de deta hai. I didn't blame him for all the situation has been created before me. Because I know many people will abuse me like khud to kuchh karta nahi uper se bhagwan ko kosta hai, aisa nahi hai mai kuchh nahi karta but why should I clean other's shit. I should be responsible for my own shit. Tab to hadd hoti hai jab kisi aur ka kam karte waqt mujhe baate sunni pad jaye. It's true that situations were better from the past and I was little happy. Lekin ye khushi jaisa ki mujhe pata tha BKU zaroor paresan karegi waisa hi hua. so what I should do. Be quiet and wait. aur kuchh kar bhi to nahi sakta. B.Tech complete karke Hydrabad me hi sift ho jana hai. I have plan to leave the entire past life. bas matlab bhar ke relations, jo achhe se nibha sake. Relations are maintain on the behalf the happiness of the people. If you are not happy then you should leave it. It is not completely true that the "realation are created in the heaven", there must be some exceptions and those exceptions really makes life hell of some people.