Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
The last day at college......
I didn't get splendor to go into the room which I left a few hours ago. I got first time feeling like that.
Sunday, May 02, 2010
Bananas and Monkeys
Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here.
And that, my friends, is how policies are madeSunday, March 28, 2010
Tour of Dehradoon
*The rule may have exceptions.
Around 12:00 AM we were in Pratab gadh, the city of DoDo, a great person in Indian History(actually updation is pending). This creature(Jantu) has some different properties which you can find only within him. You will never forgot him if you have got some problem, he is only guy who loves helping people(Don't cry). Thanks Uncle and Aunti (the parents of DoDo) for lunch and chocolates, we had a nice lunch there.
To avoid getting bore on the journey Mr. Potter, really great personality, starts scribbling on my hand. No language (except computer programing) can describe the capability of the Mr. J.R.Harshath (Mr. Potter). The most important part of his body is his heart, Which is not only good enough for friends, but also for enemies (as he has no one). Then we played some games and enjoyed.
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
pine k baad..
daru pine k baad bole jane vale kuch common sentence
1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!!
2. You know i am not drunk...
3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga...
5. Tu bura mat maann bhai...
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...
11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!
13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…
20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…
21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!
22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…
The best one...
23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
And Finally...
24. Salla... aaj se daru band...............!!!